The Revenue Math Audit. Free 30-minute Live Diagnostic. We Find Where Your Funnel Is Bleeding.

The expensive truth

Your dashboard says ROAS is fine. Your bank balance disagrees.

The agency reports look great. The Meta dashboard shows green. The Google Ads scorecard says you are "scaling." But cash flow is bleeding, your sales team is chasing unqualified demos, and the board is asking why CAC keeps climbing.

Your last cohort filled. The next one is silent.

First two cohorts sold out from the launch list. Now the warm audience is tapped, the email open rates are dropping, and the application-to-paying-client conversion is 1 in 47 instead of 1 in 9. You need a new acquisition engine. Not "more content."

Your CPM is up. Your ROAS is down. Your CFO is asking.

Meta got harder. Google got dumber. iOS killed your attribution. The agency keeps suggesting "test more creative" while your blended CAC drifts from Rs 1,847 to Rs 4,200 and nobody can tell you why. You are running ads. You are not running a system.

Your demos are scheduled. Your pipeline is stalled.

Marketing books the demo. Sales takes the call. The deal "looks promising." 90 days later, the deal is in "evaluation." 180 days later, "the budget moved." Marketing blames sales. Sales blames lead quality. Forecast is fiction. Pipeline is theatre.

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You have been here before

Burned by 2 or 3 prior agencies. Locked into 6-month contracts with nothing to show. "Promised ROAS, delivered dashboards." Sound familiar?

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You cannot tell what is broken

Is it the targeting? The creative? The landing page? The offer? The follow-up? You suspect all of them. Nobody can tell you which one is actually leaking.

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Every month is a tax

Each month of unclear CAC is a month your competitor with clear CAC spends more efficiently. The gap compounds. You feel it in the bank balance even when ROAS "looks fine."

87%

of D2C and B2B SaaS funnels leak more than 30% of qualified intent at the application or demo stage. The leaks are diagnosable. They are also rarely diagnosed because the agency that built the funnel is the one being asked to find the leak.

The system, not the spreadsheet

Introducing the Revenue Math Audit.

A live, 30-minute, shared-screen diagnostic that opens every layer of your funnel in front of you. No questionnaire. No sales pitch. No "we will get back to you with a proposal." We open your accounts on the call, run the audit script, and you walk away with the 3 most expensive leaks in your funnel mapped, costed, and prioritized.

You do not pay if it does not return at minimum a 10x ROI on the time invested.

The 12-word positioning spine

We work backwards from your revenue target, not forwards from your product.

The 7-phase system

How the Revenue Funnel actually works.

Same engine across SaaS, coaching, D2C, B2B, and local services. We have shipped this system 350+ times. Phases never skip. Phases never reverse. Skipping is the leading cause of agency-built funnels that look great and perform like a leaking bucket.

Phase 0

Foundation

Backwards revenue math. Unit economics baseline. We set the destination first, then derive every metric backwards from it.

Phase 1

Intelligence

Halo Strategy: 100+ voice-of-customer insights mined. Dream Buyer Avatar: 21-layer profile. Product Problem Framework.

Phase 2

Architecture

Godfather Offer (7 pillars). NUEEPH filter. The 9 Questions audit. The 3 Reasons people do not buy mapped to your specific funnel.

Phase 3

Assets

HVCO lead magnet. 35-beat VSL. 18-block long-form landing page. 4-video Magic Lantern nurture sequence.

Phase 4

Traffic

Killer Ad creative bank. Meta + Google + LinkedIn forensic ad operations. GRABBERS pattern library.

Phase 5

Conversion

Email engine. 7-part follow-up sequence. Sales call playbook. The Machine tag logic. MQL handoff protocol.

Phase 6

Scale

Iteration cadence. Creative refresh schedule. Cohort analysis. Spend scaling without breaking ROAS.

The Output

Predictable revenue

Not "lots of leads." Not "high engagement." Predictable, named, dated revenue with CAC payback under 14 months.

The receipts

Real numbers. Real brands. Verifiable.

350+

Brands shipped

$1.2B

Tracked client revenue

95%

Retention rate

500+

Sales reps trained

Hero testimonial

From a founder who did $1M ARR in 248 days.

From a coach with 5 million followers.

From a coach who scaled $0 to $2M in 384 days.

From the founder of India's premier sales agency.

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We were very impressed with GetNos. We had a unique problem. We tested a lot of different frameworks. Now we have reached the right funnel for SellerGeni and we have been able to scale it month over month with good efficiency.

Athmajith Founder & CEO · SellerGeni · AI SaaS for Amazon advertisers ◆ $0 → $1M ARR in 248 days

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GetNos is the best I have come across in the last many, many years. Within 30 days everything was done. They have an amazing team. They do not see time. Highly, highly recommend it.

Suresh Mansharamani Founder · Tajurba · India's pioneer in OKR certification for business coaching ◆ 5M+ follower base

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GetNos is the best I have come across in the last many, many years. Within 30 days everything was done. They have an amazing team. They do not see time. Highly, highly recommend it.

Suresh Mansharamani Founder · Tajurba · India's pioneer in OKR certification for business coaching ◆ 5M+ follower base

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With Funnel Daddy, it is not just about quality leads. You get the quality leads going through a great funnel. We are getting qualified bookings into our calendar, which allows our closers to close at a much higher rate. If you are a SaaS or digital product company looking to run your funnel, Funnel Daddy is the place to go.

Aum Janakiram Founder · Exclusive Closer · India's premier sales closing agency ◆ Agency-to-agency endorsement

Case Study 01B2B SaaS

SellerGeni: $0 → $1M → $8 Cr in 248 days.

SellerGeni is an AI SaaS tool for Amazon advertisers. They had a solid product and strong backend capability. What they did not have: a predictable pipeline, qualified leads, or a scalable acquisition system.

We built the multi-layer funnel: ad to lead magnet to booking, plus VSL funnel, plus retargeting loops. Sales conversion went from 2% to 30%. CTR on cold creative hit 9.8%. ROAS settled at 12x.

Engagement started November 2023. Continues today. From zero to $1M ARR in 248 days. Then to Rs 8 Cr ARR. Now expanding to US and European markets.

$1M

ARR in 248 days

12x

ROAS sustained

80%

Qualified leads

10+

Booked calls daily

60%

CPL reduction

$8Cr

Run-rate today

Case Study 01Coaching

Tajurba: SME-to-IPO Mumbai event oversold in 30 days.

Suresh Mansharamani came to us 30 days before the launch of his flagship Mumbai SME-to-IPO event. New campaign needed. New landing page. New funnel. Built overnight.

The Larger Market Formula did the heavy lifting: we did not just target "founders." We split the audience into three sophistication tiers and ran differentiated messaging for each. Leads came in at the committed CPL. Quality matched the segmentation.

Result: registration oversold in 30 days. Booking closed 10 days early. Suresh has since referred us to 4 other coaches in his network.

30d

From brief to oversold

10d

Booking closed early

5M+

Founder follower base

3tiers

Segmented messaging

4x

Referral coaches won

100%

CPL hit on commit

Case Study 01D2C / Creator

Pilates Coach: $0 → $2M in 384 days. 11.1x ROAS.

A pilates coach with zero audience and zero email list wanted to scale beyond local. The plan was not "go viral." The plan was a multi-funnel system that did not depend on any single channel.

We built three funnels in parallel: call funnel, VSL funnel, webinar funnel. Plus retargeting loops, a 15-email nurture, and pattern-interrupt creative that hit 9.8% CTR. Starting ad spend equivalent to Rs 1.8 lakh.

Result: $2M cumulative revenue in 384 days. 11.1x blended ROAS. 10+ daily inbound calls. Multiple revenue streams. Predictable scaling system.

$2M

Revenue in 384 days

11.1x

Blended ROAS

9.8%

Cold creative CTR

10+

Daily inbound calls

3funnels

Running in parallel

0→0+

Audience at start

Case Study 01B2B Enterprise

Prudent: 243 → 674 enquiries in 8 months. Same ad spend.

Prudent is a B2B cybersecurity firm selling deals worth $250K to $300K with an LTV of $750K. Their problem was not lead volume. It was pipeline visibility and the inability to predict next quarter's enquiry flow.

We layered AI cold email outreach on top of LinkedIn ads. The result: $4 cost per booked meeting via outbound. $93 CPL on a $100M target market. 30% of total leads came from AI outbound alone.

Same ad spend before and after. Enquiries went from 243 to 674. Pipeline visibility improved enough to be presented at the board level for the first time.

243→674

Enquiry growth

$4/mtg

AI cold email cost

$93/lead

On $100M market

$750K

LTV per customer

30%

From outbound alone

8mo

Time to result

Operator endorsement

Peer validation from the founder of India's premier sales agency.

AJ

With Funnel Daddy, you get the quality leads going through a great funnel, and qualified bookings into our calendar at a much higher rate. He has had great results with us. He is going to give you great results as well.

Aum Janakiram Founder, Exclusive Closer
Premier Indian sales agency

Case Study 02 · Education

Zee High School: 200 → 650 admissions in 150 days.

We worked backwards from the math: 1,000 leads to 400 walk-ins to 250 pipeline to 100 admissions. Then we engineered each step. Emotional creative landed a 20% CTR against a 0.75% baseline. CAC dropped to Rs 4 to 6K against revenue of Rs 75K per admission. LTV per student: Rs 5L.

Month 0 closed 2 admissions. Month 3 closed 16. Same school. Same product. Different system.

200→650

Admissions

10-12x

ROAS

20%

CTR

Rs 5L

LTV / student

Rs 4-6K

CAC

150d

Time to result

"We worked backwards from the admissions target. Funnel math, segmentation, emotional creative, structured walk-in conversion. The system did the work. We never needed to push harder."

◆ Engagement summary, Zee High School

Universal proof

From a CA who measures things in numbers, not narratives.

CG

Most agencies show me decks. GetNos showed me my own dashboard, the leak, the math, and the fix. In 30 minutes. That alone earned my retainer.

CA Ganesh Verified GetNos client
Financial services

What you get

The Audit is not a sales call. It is a working session.

You walk away with deliverables, not a follow-up email. Even if you never sign a Signature engagement. Especially if you never sign a Signature engagement.

✓

Live shared-screen audit

We open Meta + Google + LinkedIn + your CRM live on the call. You watch the audit happen. Nothing pre-built, nothing recorded, nothing hidden.

✓

Top 3 leak diagnosis

The 3 most expensive holes in your funnel, named, costed in monthly rupees or dollars, and ranked by fix-effort. You leave with a priority list.

✓

Backwards revenue math

We map your stated revenue target to the lead, application, and conversion rates required to hit it. You see the math behind the goal.

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Recording you keep

Full recording sent to your inbox within 24 hours. Audit document with the 3 leaks and recommended fixes. Yours forever.

✓

Tactical fixes you can run yourself

For each leak, the 3 to 5 bullet tactical fix. Run them yourself this week. No engagement required. Sabri-school.

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Optional Signature scoping

If a Signature or Scale engagement makes sense based on what we find, we will say so on the call. If it does not, we will say that too.

After the audit, if you want to engage

Three engagement tiers. Pick one.

The audit itself is free. These tiers are if you decide to keep working with us after.

The Audit

Rs 1.5L

Phase 1 only

Halo Strategy (100+ insights)
Dream Buyer Avatar (21-layer)
Product Problem Framework
Backwards revenue math
Audit doc + recording
Two-week delivery

Hero tier

The Signature

Rs 4.5L

90 days · Full 7-phase build

Everything in The Audit
Godfather Offer (7 pillars)
HVCO + VSL + Landing + Magic Lantern
Killer Ad creative bank (Meta + Google + LinkedIn)
Email engine + 7-part nurture
Sales playbook + handoff protocol
Revenue Math Guarantee

The Scale

Rs 12L

12 months · Operate plus scale

Everything in The Signature
Ongoing creative refresh (monthly)
Ad operations management
Cohort analysis + iteration cadence
Quarterly board-deck-ready reporting
Vertical exclusivity (no competitors)
Direct line to Funnel Daddy

The Revenue Math Guarantee

If we miss the math, you get half back. No clauses.

50% REFUND Day 120

If we do not at least drop your blended CAC by 20% OR double your monthly qualified leads by Day 120, we refund 50% of the Signature fee.

No disputes. No "but you did not implement everything." No clauses about market conditions. The math is the contract. If the math does not deliver, the math says we owe you back. End of story.

Read this before you book

This is not for everyone. Be honest with yourself.

We take two clients per month, maximum. Vertical exclusivity. We say no often. So should you, if any of the right column sounds like you.

✓ Book the Audit if

You run a B2B SaaS at $250K to $50M ARR
You spend at least $4,000 a month on paid acquisition
You have a tracking pixel and at least 14 conversion events
You have been burned by 2 or 3 prior agencies
You measure outcomes in pipeline, not vanity metrics
You can act on a 3-leak priority list in the next 30 days

You are a coach or consultant at $5K to $200K MRR
You sell a transformational outcome with a real cohort cycle
You have 5+ paying clients and 3+ testimonials
You spend at least $2,000 a month on paid acquisition
You measure outcomes in cohort fill rate, not engagement
You can act on a 3-leak priority list in the next 30 days

You run a D2C brand at Rs 2 to 50 Cr ARR
You spend at least Rs 4 lakh a month on paid acquisition
You have working tracking and at least 14 conversion events
You have been burned by 2 or 3 prior agencies
You measure outcomes in CAC payback, not ROAS
You can act on a 3-leak priority list in the next 30 days

You sell B2B deals worth $25K or more
You have a working sales motion and a real ICP
You spend at least $5,000 a month on LinkedIn or outbound
You measure outcomes in pipeline, not vanity metrics
You have a CRM with real data in it
You can act on a 3-leak priority list in the next 30 days

✗ Skip the audit if

You are pre-revenue and hoping ads will save the product
You collect free audits but never act on them
You want a 1-click hack or a viral formula
You think the agency that built the funnel should also audit it
You measure success in vanity metrics like reach or clicks
You believe ROAS is the only number that matters

Before you book

The "yeah but" questions.

Is the audit really free? What is the catch? +

Yes. Free. 30 minutes. No credit card. The "catch": you go on our email list and get one weekly newsletter. Unsubscribe in one click any time. We give the audit away because the audit is how we attract the right operators and repel the wrong ones. If 1 in 47 audited prospects becomes a Signature client, the model works. The other 46 walk away with a free 30-minute diagnostic. Everyone wins.

What happens on the actual call? +

We open your Meta + Google + LinkedIn + CRM live on shared screen. We run our 14-point audit script. We map the 3 most expensive leaks in your funnel. We put numbers on each. We give you tactical fixes you can run yourself this week. If a Signature engagement makes sense, we mention it. If it does not, we say so. No deck. No pitch. No follow-up "proposal."

How is this different from every other "free strategy call"? +

Most "free strategy calls" are sales calls dressed up. They ask discovery questions, build rapport, and end with a pitch. Ours opens your accounts on the screen and runs a tactical audit. You get deliverables. You get a recording. You get the audit doc. Even if you never engage with us further, you walk away with something useful.

Why only two clients per month? +

Because the Signature engagement is a 90-day full-team build. Two clients a month is the maximum we can ship the system for without quality dropping. Vertical exclusivity means we will not work with two competitors in the same vertical at the same time. The cap is real. The next available slot is named on the audit call.

What if I do not have $4,000 a month in ad spend? +

Then the audit may still be useful, but a Signature engagement may not be the right fit yet. We will tell you on the call. Sometimes the right answer is "go run for 3 months, build conversion data, then come back." We do not engage with brands we cannot get a 10x return for. That includes saying no when no is the right answer.

Will you sign an NDA before the audit? +

Yes. Mutual NDA available before any data is shared. We have signed NDAs with B2B SaaS, fintech, healthcare, and PE-backed operators. Send yours or use ours. Either works.

Sri Ethiraj. Funnel Daddy. Founder, GetNos.

Who runs the audit

Sri Ethiraj. aka Funnel Daddy.

11 years building revenue systems. 350+ brands. 500+ sales reps personally trained. $1.2B in tracked client revenue. The audit you book runs against the same script and the same screen-share workflow that has shipped every Signature engagement on the books.

When you book the audit, you get me. Not an account manager, not a junior strategist, not a sales rep with a deck. The audit is run by the operator who built the system.

~ Funnel Daddy

Sri Ethiraj · Founder, GetNos · Chennai

Two clients per month. That is the cap.

Book the free 30-minute Revenue Math Audit.

Live shared-screen. We open your accounts. We run the script. We give you the 3 most expensive leaks costed and prioritized. You walk away with a recording, an audit doc, and tactical fixes. No pitch unless you ask for one.

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P.S.

If you read this far and still are not sure, the audit will probably help you decide. The single most-said sentence after our audits is: "I had no idea the leak was there." We did not either, until we opened the accounts. That is why the audit exists. That is why it is free. Book it. Decide after.