GETNOS
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350+ brands · $1.2B tracked · 95% retention · 8 industries

We work backwards
from your revenue target.
Not forwards from your product.

350+ brands shipped. $1.2B in tracked client revenue. 95% retention across 8 industries. 23 assets installed in 42 days. We refuse to ship Phase 3 until Phase 1 is signed off, because building a landing page without a Pulse Map is malpractice. No retainer. Two clients per month.

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★★★★★ 4.9 stars · 247 audits run
Free 30 min Live shared-screen No pitch
◆ 2 audits left this week · Q3 cohort · 7 of 14 install slots taken
350+
Brands shipped
worldwide
$1.2B
Client revenue
tracked across installs
95%
Retention rate
across 350+ installs
8
Industries · one
system that travels
Verified GetNos clients
SellerGeni· Tajurba· T.I.M.E Kids· Prudent· Zee Schools· Pilates Coach· Mumbai Salon· Exclusive Closer· Heriot-Watt· Dabur· Tata CLiQ· SellerGeni· Tajurba· T.I.M.E Kids· Prudent· Zee Schools· Pilates Coach· Mumbai Salon
The diagnosis

You've got a great product. So why is the pipeline bleeding?

If you're burning ad spend and still grinding for every deal, the problem isn't your product. It's the system around it. And every month you don't fix it, your competition gets the buyers you should be getting.

/ Leak 01

Demos go great. Deals go quiet.

You close the call, then the follow-up thread dies. The issue isn't the demo. It's that nothing happens between "interested" and "signed." No nurture. No urgency. No system.

Fix · 7-day Ignition Sequence + 15-email nurture
/ Leak 02

Ads cost more. Leads convert less.

Your CPL creeps up every month. Leads come in but they're unqualified, cold, or ghost after call one. You're renting attention, not building a pipeline.

Fix · Pattern Break ad bank + qualified booking funnel
/ Leak 03

Five people. Five different stories.

Your homepage says one thing. Your deck says another. Your founder pitches a third. Nobody, including your buyers, can describe what you actually do in one clean sentence.

Fix · Pulse Map + 12-word positioning spine
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◆ As featured in
◆ The work, in plain English

No fancy stuff. No creatives.
Just the math you've been avoiding.

Every other agency wants to talk about brand sprints, content pillars, and "narrative architecture." We don't. We open your numbers and answer three questions. That's the install. The rest is plumbing.

01
How much revenue do you actually need?
We work backwards from your annual target, not your gut. Then we break it into months, then weeks, then days. By the end of the audit you know the daily revenue number that keeps the company alive. Most founders we meet have never written this down.
02
How many qualified meetings does that need?
Based on your real close rate and real average deal size · not industry benchmarks. If you're closing 1 in 4 at ₹2L AOV and need ₹2 Cr a year, that's a specific number of booked calls per week. We give you that number.
03
How many leads to fill those meetings?
Working backwards from booked meetings through your show-up rate and your MQL-to-SQL ratio, we tell you the inbound lead volume your funnel must produce every month. This is the number your ad spend has to actually deliver.
04
How big does the sales team need to be?
Once we know the meeting volume, we tell you exactly how many closers you need on payroll. Most founders we audit are either over-hired (paying 4 reps when 2 would clear the pipeline) or under-staffed (1 rep drowning in 80 leads a week). We do the headcount math.
05
How much can you spend per lead?
Your maximum allowable CPA falls out of the math above. Most founders pull this number from a competitor blog. We pull it from your unit economics. If your true allowable is ₹847 and you're paying ₹1,420, that's the leak we close first.

That's the audit. That's the install. The rest is just execution.

The system

Seven phases. One revenue machine.

Most agencies skip 5 of these and call the rest "strategy." We refuse to ship Phase 3 assets until Phase 1 is signed off, because building a landing page without a Pulse Map is malpractice. Every install runs all seven, in order, on a 42-day clock.

00

Foundation

Backwards revenue math. Unit economics baseline. Tracking sanity check.

01

Intelligence

Pulse Map · 100+ insights. Buyer Stack · 21 layers.

02

Architecture

Iron Offer · 7 pillars. Pressure Test. Message Audit · 9 filters.

03

Assets

Bridge Asset ebook · VSL · Landing page · Ignition Sequence. 18-block conversion stack.

04

Traffic

Pattern Break ad bank. Meta + Google + LinkedIn architecture.

05

Conversion

15-email nurture. Sales playbook. Closer Script.

06

Scale

Cohort dashboard. Creative refresh cadence. Iteration loops.

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Case Studies

Become our next
success story.

B2B SaaS · AI for Amazon

SellerGeni

$0 → $1M ARR 248 days · 12x ROAS
Coaching · OKR for SMEs

Tajurba

Mumbai oversold 10 days early · 30 day install
Franchise · EdTech

T.I.M.E Kids

50 → 300+ partners 270 days · franchise expansion
Fitness · Solo creator

Pilates Coach

₹1L → ₹7.5L MRR 90 days · 7.5x lift
B2B IT · Cybersecurity

Prudent

243 → 674 enquiries 240 days · ₹16 Cr attributed
K-12 Education

Zee Schools

200 → 650 admissions 150 days · re-architected funnel
Local services · Luxury

Mumbai Salon

₹1L → ₹7.5L 45 days · 7.5x revenue
Sales agency · B2B

Exclusive Closer

Agency-to-agency Aum Janakiram · endorsement
Become our next case study
★★★★★ 4.9 stars · 247 audits run
Free 30 min Live shared-screen No pitch
◆ 2 audits left this week · Q3 cohort · 7 of 14 install slots taken
◆ Where the team trained · before GetNos
Freshworks· Salesforce· Cisco· Splunk· Mint· Forbes· Freshworks· Salesforce· Cisco· Splunk· Mint· Forbes
team revenue work · not GetNos clients

Tired of dashboard theatre?
Let's run the math.

30 minutes. We open your funnel together. Find the 3 most expensive leaks. Show you what we'd ship. Zero pitch unless you ask for one.

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★★★★★ 4.9 stars · 247 audits run
Free 30 min Live shared-screen No pitch
◆ 2 audits left this week · Q3 cohort · 7 of 14 install slots taken
Why we're different

The retainer agency model is broken.
We built the opposite.

The same complaints show up in every audit call. We engineered the operating model to fix them. Not as a marketing position. As a delivery constraint.

◆ Typical retainer agency

The old way

✗ 6-month minimum retainer, locked-in pricing, you cannot leave without a fight.
✗ Promised ROAS, delivered dashboards. Reports replace results.
✗ 20+ active clients per account manager. You're a number on a workload sheet.
✗ Strategy by template. Industry-agnostic playbook applied to your specific situation.
✗ Junior staff doing the work. Senior names on the proposal. Different humans on Slack.
✗ Assets locked in their workspace. Their Asana, their Notion, their ad accounts.
✗ No guarantee. You pay regardless of outcome. "Marketing takes time."
vs
◆ The GetNos install

The GetNos way

✓ 42-day fixed install, fixed scope, fixed deliverables. No retainer.
✓ Backwards from your revenue target. We build the math first, the assets second.
✓ Two clients per month. Forever. Capped intake is non-negotiable.
✓ Strategy by Pulse Map. 100+ insights mined from your specific market before any asset ships.
✓ The team that signs is the team that ships. Founder personally signs every install.
✓ Everything ships in your accounts. You own all 23 assets on Day 42.
✓ 50% refund if leads don't double or CAC doesn't drop 20% by Day 56. Or we work free until they do.

Read the receipts. Run the math.
Then book the call.

We will not chase you. We will not retarget you. We will not slip you into a 7-email sequence pretending to be your friend. When you're ready, the link is right here.

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★★★★★ 4.9 stars · 247 audits run
Free 30 min Live shared-screen No pitch
◆ 2 audits left this week · Q3 cohort · 7 of 14 install slots taken
◆ Locked · 4,287 founders inside

The 47-page funnel that took
350+ brands from zero to $1.2B+.

The exact 7-phase blueprint Funnel Daddy ships into every Signature install. Every leak. Every fix. Every asset map. Drop your email below for the full 47-page PDF. No fluff. No upsell sequence pretending to be your friend.

  • ✓ The 7-phase Revenue Funnel System (full asset checklist)
  • ✓ 9 most expensive funnel leaks with monthly cost ranges
  • ✓ The Pulse Map template (100+ insight buckets)
  • ✓ Iron Offer build sheet (7 pillars + Pressure Test)
  • ✓ Pattern Break formula with 11 Hook Library examples
  • ✓ 15-email nurture sequence (4 lane variants)
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◆ GETNOS · INTERNAL PAGE 14 OF 47
Phase 1 · Pulse Map
◆ getnos.io FUNNEL DADDY · v2.6
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47 pages · PDF
SAMPLE
↳ that's page 14 · the full thing has all 47
Three ways in

Pick the depth. We'll match the install.

↳ most operators start with the audit

Whether you want a 30-minute audit, a 42-day done-for-you build, or a free playbook to run yourself, we've got the right entry point. Apply for one or stack all three.

◆ Free · 30 minutes

Revenue Math Audit

Live shared-screen. We open your funnel, map the leaks, walk you through the math. No pitch unless you ask.

  • Live look at your Meta + Google + LinkedIn + CRM
  • 3 most expensive leaks identified with monthly cost
  • Tactical fix list per leak
  • Full call recording + audit doc
Free · 247 audits run · 4.9 stars
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◆ 42-day install · Pricing by application

The Kit

23 done-for-you deliverables. The same revenue system we install for paying clients. You own everything. No retainer, no lock-in.

  • All 23 assets shipped in 42 days
  • Three tiers · application-based fit
  • 50/25/25 payment plan
  • 50% refund if numbers don't move by Day 56
7 of 14 install slots taken · Q3 2026 cohort
See the Kit Application required · ~12h to review
◆ Free · DIY library

Free Playbooks

8 lane-specific playbooks. SaaS, coaching, paid-ads, B2B. Run them yourself or hire who you want to ship them.

  • SellerGeni $0 to $1M ARR breakdown
  • The 9 most expensive funnel leaks
  • Pattern Break ad templates
  • 15-email nurture sequence (4 lane variants)
8 playbooks · Updated quarterly
Get the playbooks No credit card · just the work
Sri Ethiraj, Founder of GetNos
◆ Sri Ethiraj · Founder, GetNos
this is who runs your audit ↘
The team behind GetNos

Why we run Two clients per month.

↳ this is the only number that matters

Our team has trained 500+ sales reps personally, closed individual deals up to $40,000 off single LinkedIn DMs, and built revenue systems for 350+ brands across SaaS, coaching, EdTech, franchise, B2B, and consumer brands. Most agencies optimize what they can see. They never engineer what they can't.

We started GetNos because we were tired of watching founders pay six figures to agencies that delivered dashboards instead of revenue. So we capped intake at two clients per month, locked the install at 42 days, and signed a 50% refund guarantee. Quality of delivery requires capped intake. We refuse to scale past what the team can guarantee.

$40K
Closed off a single LinkedIn DM
500+
Sales reps trained personally
248
Days · SellerGeni $0 to $1M

If you've been burned by 2 or 3 prior agencies, locked into 6-month contracts, promised ROAS and delivered dashboards, the audit will tell you in 30 minutes whether the math works. No pitch. No deck. No "we'll send you a proposal." Just the numbers and the truth.

The GetNos team
◆ Strategy · Creative · Performance · Delivery
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Questions we hear most

FAQ.

What is the audit and why is it free?
The Revenue Math Audit is a 30-minute live shared-screen call. We open your Meta + Google + LinkedIn + CRM together and find the 3 most expensive leaks in your funnel. You walk away with a full call recording, an audit doc, and a tactical fix list. It's free because we genuinely believe most operators don't need us. If you can run the fixes yourself, beautiful, do that. If you can't, we'll talk about whether the Kit makes sense.
Why "two clients per month"? Why the cap?
Quality of delivery requires capped intake. Each install is a 42-day full build with a dedicated team inside your business. We can't scale beyond what we can guarantee, so we don't try. If the current cohort is full when you apply, you go on the next-quarter waitlist. We do not maintain waitlists longer than 90 days.
What's the difference between the Kit and the Signature?
The Kit is 42 days, fixed scope, fixed deliverables. Same playbook, faster install, less hand-holding. The Signature is 90 days, more strategic involvement, more iteration cycles. Most operators with cleaner data and sharper internal teams pick the Kit. Most in messy or transition phases pick Signature. The audit will tell you which is right.
Why don't you publish your prices?
Because the right number depends on your revenue target, your team, and your install scope, not on a tier table on a website. The Kit lists publicly at $7,999 / $12,999 / $19,999 because the scope is locked. The Signature does not, because the scope flexes with your numbers. The audit closes that question in 30 minutes. We share the price on the call after we have looked at your math together.
What if we've already worked with 2 or 3 agencies and got burned?
You're our average client. Most operators booking the audit have been burned by 2 to 3 prior agencies, locked into 6-month contracts, promised ROAS and delivered dashboards. The Kit is engineered specifically to break that pattern. Fixed scope. Fixed price. 42-day install. You own everything. No retainer. No lock-in.
Do I get to keep all the assets?
Yes. Everything ships in your accounts. Your CMS, your ESP, your ad accounts, your analytics. There is no "GetNos workspace" we host things in. If we never speak again after Day 42, you still have the full revenue system running.
What's the guarantee exactly?
At Day 56 of your install (8 weeks in), if you have not seen at least 2x your baseline qualified leads OR a 20% drop in blended CAC, you have two options. Take a 50% refund, no questions asked. Or have us continue working at no cost until you hit those numbers. Most clients pick option two. Most also hit the numbers by Week 6 anyway.
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★★★★★ 4.9 stars · 247 audits run
Free 30 minutes Live shared-screen No pitch Recording yours to keep
◆ 2 audits left this week · Q3 cohort · 7 of 14 install slots taken
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