Free 30-Minute
Revenue Math Audit
Listen. Most founders are leaking 37% of their potential revenue from their funnel and don't even know it. On this 100% free, no-obligation 30-Minute Revenue Math Audit (premium 1-on-1 with our team), we'll show you exactly where the money's leaking and what to do about it. No pitch. Just the math. 🚀
First things first - what should I call you?
Just your first name's fine. I'll use it throughout this so it doesn't feel like you're talking to a brick wall.
Sweet, friend. Hit me with your best email.
I'll shoot the audit recap and the calendar invite to this email if we book. Promise no spam. I hate that stuff as much as you do.
Real quick - what are you actually selling?
Different beast, different attack. The rest of this gets tailored to whatever you sell.
What's already running right now? Pick 'em all.
No judgment if you're cooking with two channels or twelve. I just need to know what's already in motion.
Where's the empire HQ'd?
We mostly run in India, the US, UK, Canada, Australia, UAE and Singapore. Anywhere else and we gotta talk about it.
Real talk - what's the monthly marketing budget?
Here's the deal. I'm not trying to upsell you. If you can't deploy at least the minimum on marketing, our agency model literally can't make the math work for you, and we'd rather both know that now.
friend, what are you doing in monthly revenue right now?
Rough number's fine. I need this to run the math on your funnel correctly. Pre-revenue is fine too. just leave it at zero.
And where do you wanna be?
12 months from now, what's the number you wanna hit? We work backwards from this on the call.
What's the one thing
standing between you and that number?
Don't give me "more leads" - that's lazy thinking. Tell me the real bottleneck. The thing keeping you up at 3am.
Last one. Tell me what your business actually is.
2-3 sentences. What you sell, who you sell to, why people pick you over the next guy. This goes straight to my prep notes.
If we shake hands today, when do we start?
No wrong answer. I just need to know if we're talking next week or next quarter.
Real talk, friend. On a scale of 1 to 10...
1 = "I'm fine, just curious." 10 = "I'll do whatever it takes to hit my number this year."
Just curious - how'd you stumble onto Getnos?
Helps me figure out which channels actually work. There's no wrong answer here.
Pinky promise you'll actually show up?
If we book this, our calendar holds the slot, our team preps your audit, and we block 30 minutes for you. No-shows hurt. We've had to be strict on this.
You qualified, friend. Let's lock it in.
I've carried over what you already gave me. Just need 4 quick details and I hand you straight to the calendar. Your slot is reserved while you finish (we hold it for 3 minutes).
Almost there, friend.
Pick your audit slot below. We've pre-filled your contact info. just pick a time that works and lock it in. Confirmation email lands the second you confirm.
Different league.
We don't currently service your geography for our done-for-you engagements (compliance, time-zone, payments). But the methodology travels just fine. Take the Godfather Kit, build the funnel yourself, and ping us when you're stateside or in-region.
The Godfather Kit
Same playbook our team uses for paying clients. 23 assets, all our SOPs, frameworks, and voice-of-customer mining scripts. Free. Yours.
Grab the KitFair enough.
Our agency engagements need a minimum of ₹50K/month deployable spend to actually move your numbers. Anything less, we'd be taking your money and underperforming, and we don't do that.
Here's what we'd recommend instead. Run it yourself for 3-6 months, hit your next revenue tier, and come back when the math works.
The Godfather Kit
Same playbook our team uses for paying clients. 23 assets, all our SOPs, frameworks, and voice-of-customer mining scripts. Free. Yours.
Grab the KitFair enough.
No call needed. We only book strategy sessions for founders who are ready to act on what we discuss. Tire-kickers waste both our time.
When you're actually ready (3 months, 6 months, whenever), come back. Until then, here's the playbook on the house.
The Godfather Kit
Same playbook our team uses for paying clients. 23 assets, all our SOPs, frameworks, and voice-of-customer mining scripts. Free. Yours.
Grab the KitNo hard feelings.
We'd rather not book a call you're not 100% sure about. Our calendar's the most expensive thing we own, and a no-show costs the team prep time we owe paying clients.
Take the Kit instead. Same value, zero pressure, on your own timeline.
The Godfather Kit
Same playbook our team uses for paying clients. 23 assets, all our SOPs, frameworks, and voice-of-customer mining scripts. Free. Yours.
Grab the Kit